Wednesday, March 11, 2009


i look like a coral reef... or better yet some strange, distorted, distant cousin of a parrot fish yet to be discovered. for three hours i swam the streets of PUSHKAR in a school of other nameless vertabrates. an undulation of color and music was our sustenance. colorful and colorless, we greeted each other with a simple phrase... HAPPY HOLI.
this exultation of spring came after a moon filled evening here in INDIA. streets were overflowing with drummers, dancing men and a variety of digital cameras. at one point a woman broke thru the crowd and began dancing right along side the other men. i thought how bold it was her to stand in that circle, how graceful and salient her movements were. i found it tittilating, bordering on salacious until a traveler sitting next to me pointed out that she was a man. a sari clad man.
the festivities culminated with a prayer, then an offering of merrigolds, holy water and incense to 25 bushels of wheat assembled in the town square. the wheat was then set a flame.
i had been hearing about the HOLI festival since my arrival in INDIA almost one month ago. the festival is a celebration of spring that takes place over 2 days. the full moon hoedown i was telling you about? that's the opening act. at 8 oclock the next morning madness begins. an assualt of colorful powder in every direction. IF YOU LEAVE YOUR ABODE YOU WILL BE ATTACKED. this final day of HOLI is a celebration of spring with color, lots of color. color that doesnt' fade for a week. that is unless you know what the INDIANS know... baby oil before you leave and shaving cream when you return.
i must admit i simply wanted to participate as an observer. i even took refuge in the foyer of a HINDU temple thinking SHIVA would protect me. my efforts were in vain. 5 young men, suspecting my reticence, snuck up behind me and began smearing paint all over my face. i broke the grip of the biggest one, began running down the street, only to have my escape route closed off by 20 teenage INDIANS, who looked like they'd been on the road with THE GRATEFUL DEAD for 6 months. tackled to the ground i was, color stuffed in every orafice. i surrendered. i happily surrendered.

happy holi everyone


  1. Dude, that is nuts. I never got tackled at a Grateful Dead concert, but I fell down a few times from the Acid. THIS is altogether surreal, amazing picture, glad you surrendered.

  2. cuffs and all... hey buddy. hope that baby doing good.

  3. That is a pretty amazing story Walton. I would have loved to have been there when it went down. Again you did an amazing job on "Justified"!
    I hope you are well, Paul

  4. yup, still reading, but feel more like creeping...i must admit I have never seen an episode of The Shield. I don't live under a rock but it takes a lot for me to commit to a show. I fell upon Justified on a night of boredom and complaining there was nothing to watch when a friend suggested I give it a try. Although I would be lying if I didn't say TO is pretty easy on the eyes and at first that was my shallow goal - to find a show I could get hooked on and stare at a handsome lead for an hour but it was you I found fun to watch. Now I have been to all sites WG and am laughing to myself. laughing because I remember how much I loved that episode where you were clogging at some party and now after all this time, finding out you grew up doing that. I always love when you skip, dance or whatever around and act goofy on that show! I am having fun looking at all the celeb pics of you too and that smile just keeps on giving! You always seem so happy. some people are just infectious that way and lucky are those that are among your friends is all I can say. Ok, so this is a bit odd but it seemed odder to write a fan letter since I haven't done that since I was about 12 and I am a wee bit older then you so I had to rule that option out as just plain weird! Maybe you will see these funny posts some day and it will bring a great big smile to that adorable face of yours! not so profound these post of mine - just all in fun! signing off now...(with a smile from me)

  5. Holi is very famous festival in india which is known as a festival of color.I like this festivals becaose all we get together in one color,Thanks for sharing this check this

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